Awesome Kid Quotes #11

I had been telling Eden that I wanted the hat he won at surf camp.  He asked me why I wanted it so much.  I said, "Because I think it's cool."
Asher responded with, "Mom, you're too pretty for cool."

Awesome Kid Quotes #10

Eden (on the phone with me after his first day of surf camp):
"Mom, I caught my first wave today.  It was a great feeling."

Awesome Kid Quotes #9

When Asher was in kindergarten, I received a call from his teacher.  She informed me that he and some other students were saying the phrase, "Kick his a**."  She said that upon further questioning, he admitted to saying that he was going to, "Kick the devil's a**."  She told me that she had to work really hard not to burst out laughing after that comment.  She explained to him that, yes, the devil is a bad guy, but maybe we shouldn't be having these kinds of conversations at school.

Wow!  I do not know where he comes up with this stuff!!

Awesome Kid Quotes #8

Asher's kindergarten teacher wrote this on facebook. (He is "other kid")
so I'm telling my class that we are all going to ride the bus to the pumpkin patch this month....
kid: even you? you're gonna ride the bus?
me: yep, i'm gonna ride the bus
kid: don't you have a car?
me: well, yes, I have a car
kid: how come you don't just drive your own car??
other kid answers: because if she was by herself, she wouldn't have anybody to play with!

My boy is so thoughtful and clever.

Awesome Kid Quotes #7

When I was pregnant with Abby, Josey put her head on my belly and told me she could hear the baby. I said, "Really, what is the baby saying?" She said, "B-I-N-G-O and Bingo was his name oh!"

Awesome Kid Quotes #6

I got ready to go on a date with my hubby a while ago. When I came out of my room Josey said (with total sincereity), "Wow mommy, you look beautiful!" It just melted my heart.

Awesome Kid Quotes #5

My mom and I were taking Josey to the ballet.  I came out of my room after I finished getting ready.  Eden took one look at me and said, "Wow mom, you look...good!"

Coming from a 10 year old boy, I will definitely take that as a compliment.

Awesome Kids Quotes #4

Best tattle ever. 
Josey came up to me and whined,
"Asher said I'm not going to Awesome-town." 
Ba ha ha ha!!!

What makes it even funnier is that fact that Asher really did say that to her.
Side note: Awesome-town is my dad's house.

Awesome Kid Quotes #3

Me: VERY LOUD DEEP SIGH
Josey: Mom, you are tired. You are tired from doing all the things.
She...so...gets it!!

Awesome Kid Quotes #2

We were at the beach. There was this wonderful, gentle breeze. 
Josey leaned over to me and said,
"Mommy, Jesus is blowing us kisses...I can feel Him." 
Soooo sweet!!

Awesome Kid Quotes #1

Josey (holding Korey's hand while walking) looked up at him and said, "Daddy, you are awesome....and you have big muscles."

Sigh, she already knows just how to talk to a man.